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Aodhan

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PostSubject: Very Punny   Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:31 am

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it
turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class,
because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be
stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.. The police are
looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.. One hat
said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13.. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit
me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the
Grass.'

15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.

16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now
a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's
your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine.
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PostSubject: Re: Very Punny   Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:45 am

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PostSubject: Re: Very Punny   Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:46 am

/palm
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PostSubject: Re: Very Punny   Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:56 am

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PostSubject: Re: Very Punny   Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:45 am

this made me wanna flip a table
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