Quote of the day

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:28 pm

I found this trolling the Yelp forums today.

"A woman can only be 2 of 3 things - sexy, sane, or smart. If she's sexy and sane, she's dumb. If she's smart and sexy, she's insane - and so on."

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:28 am

Kenshone wrote:: I found this trolling the Yelp forums today.

"A woman can only be 2 of 3 things - sexy, sane, or smart. If she's sexy and sane, she's dumb. If she's smart and sexy, she's insane - and so on."

I laughed out loud when I read this, I think it's actually pretty accurate for the most part. Although there are many women that are 1 or none of those 3 things as well, but you're right never all 3.

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Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:22 pm

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you'll feed him for a lifetime.

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Subject: Re: Quote of the day Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:21 am

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I don't care if you're well adjusted or if you're a
deranged poop-eater.

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I'm soft-spoken and withdrawn, not retarded

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon May 10, 2010 2:24 am

How are these quotes of the day Fred? They seem to be from personal convos and no one understands them.

TLDR: This ain't your facebook quote board.

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Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:11 am

A redneck divorce is like a twister. In both cases, someone is losing a trailer.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:01 am

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill

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